I don’t like alcohol.
There, I said it. It’s alright, I can tolerate it, but if it suddenly disappeared off the planet I’d not miss it. A little like chocolate. And coffee. Ooh, who said you need politics and religion to be controversial?! 😉
However, sometimes I need to leave the house and be sociable and indulge in a glass or two – there are only certain times and places that it’s acceptable to drink tea and nobody wants to sit with their pint whilst I sip on a glass of milk! Designated driver duties work wonders but still, I can’t always use that excuse.
So when it comes to ‘preferred’ beverages over 0% ABV, I skip straight to the harder stuff – I’ve developed a liking for vodka, probably because I don’t think it has that much of a taste (and I can pretend I’m an international spy…), although I’d like to think I’m a little more discerning these days than liking bog-standard Smirnoff.
However, anyone who knows me realises that I do love cake – so joy of joys, when a drink tastes like a cake, I’m a happy bunny! Perhaps this is another reason why I opt for vodka: the beauty of the spirit being that you can infuse it with anything and it will pick up the flavours. Strawberries, Skittles, even bacon or pickles (?) can be used to create a distinct base for a cocktail.
Therefore, as tomorrow marks my… *cough* birthday, I thought I’d share some delicious cocktails, that imitate classic cakes and treats for this week’s Monday Munchies. Because, what says celebration more than cakes and cocktails? (Okay, okay, presents, balloons, flowers, fireworks, champagne, parties all work too!)
Shakers at the ready for CAKE. IN A GLASS!
The White Chocolate Martini
Yes, I know I said I’m not the biggest fan of chocolate (and I’m aware this isn’t a cake!) but I do quite like white chocolate. A classic drink is given a sweet, creamy twist with the inclusion of white chocolate liqueur. Yum!
- 1 1/2 ounces vanilla vodka
- 1 ounce Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur
- 2 ounces cream
- White chocolate shavings for garnish.
The Key Lime Pi-tini
Vanilla vodka forms the base that combines with fruits and triple sec to make this vibrant martini imitating a well-loved dessert.
- 1 1/2 ounces vanilla vodka
- 1/2 ounce triple sec orange liqueur
- 1 ounce pineapple juice
- 1/2 ounce lime cordial
- Crushed graham crackers (for the rim of glass).
A Cracking Creme Brulee
I love creme brulee – smashing through the surface (the more burned the better) to the vanilla-y, custardy gloop beneath! And now you can have the same experience in a glass, complete with a cracking caramel top!
- 2 parts Stoli Vanil Vodka
- 3/4 parts Port of Crème Anglaise
- 1 dash of Simple Syrup
- Hard caramel for garnish (see photo).
The Screaming… Banshee
I love the name. I love bananas (and a chocolate covered one makes it sound like a cake) and I could drink cream out the tub (shush). Combination win!
- 1 ounce banana liqueur
- 1/2 ounce white crème de cacao liqueur
- Milk or cream
All above recipes and images from aboutfood.com
The Black Forest Glass-eux
It’s so Eighties – eating a steak and having a BFG (no, not the Roald Dahl character) for dessert. But although I don’t like the darkest of chocolates, I can’t deny that it goes amazingly well with cherries and cream. So instead of a prawn cocktail, try this one instead!
- 30 ml creme de cacao
- 30 ml cherry liqueur
- 30 ml Kirschwasser® cherry brandy
- 30 ml cream
Happy birthday🎩 I hope that you have a vodka martini with lemon shaken not stirred. Your drinks and your post looks excellent and I hope that you celebrate your day with lots of messages from your friends and family.
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Thank you! My birthday was a couple of weeks ago now but I did, indeed, have a lovely time. 😊
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Those were some lush photos. Thanks for sharing.
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😊 Thanks for stopping by!
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Ooh lush! I’m either not fussed with alcohol, or if I’m required to be sociable, I too am a vodka or cocktail fan. Some great ones here.
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I’m glad I’m not alone when it comes this to tolerating alcohol lark – plus, cocktails are so much prettier than your average glass of wine!
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I wish I liked wine, however it makes my face go like this; 😖
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Hahaha, snap! (Unless it’s super sweet, then I can manage a smile!)
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You’ve made me very hungry, the sudden. For something sweet, of course.
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I’ll save you a piece of birthday cake 🙂
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Two, please.
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The white chocolate and the creme Brule martinis have my mouth a watering!!! They look sooo good!
While I post about wine a lot…I’m really NOT a big drinker. I usually have A drink once or twice a month. More only if there is a special occasion! So….I get it! I usually pull the DD card too because if I going to drink is rather do it at home because I’ve had people say they will be DD and end up tanked.
The count down to your birthday begins!!!!!!
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They’re definitely the ones I’d choose first! Countdown has begun and been. Actually said good night to my thirties before getting into bed!! But I wasn’t born until 9am UK time, so I’m officially still in the last decade for another hour! 🙂
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Well….technically you’ve been a birthday girl for 9ish hours now so……
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thank you!! 😊
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Mmmmmm all please 🙂
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Hang on, you can’t steal my birthday AND my cocktails!! 😉
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Happy birthday!
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And to you! 🙂
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Those are some very tempting concoctions.
Vodka was always my spirit of choice, once drunk in shots – ice cold (from a bottle kept in the freezer) Had to be good stuff – Absolut or Stolichnaya. These days I try not to be quite so indulgent…
Have a fabulous cakey / boozy birthday!
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Thank you! I can’t be too boozy, it’s a school night! I’ve don’t mind Absolut but never tried the other. Will have to give it whirl!
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These all look delicious!! I might have to try each one.🍸🍸🍸Have an awesome birthday! Hopefully you indulge in some real cake.🍰
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Thanks Michelle! I’m sure there’ll be some version of cake during the day. As for trying each one, sounds like a good idea but I’m such a lightweight I’d have to space them out to one a week 😉
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Coffee I can live without, tea must be available, preferably Earl Grey. Have a fantastic birthday. I’ll drink to you tomorrow!
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Salutes to the tea drinkers! And thank you for the birthday wishes 🙂
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I don’t have much use for alcohol either. Although my mom makes this amazing red wine-champagne-strawberry punch every Christmas Eve. That is delicious.
Coffee, on the other hand… I would probably die without it. 🙂
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I feel the same way… About tea!
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🙂
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I’m sayin’ nuttin! :p
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Haha, any indulgence is only because you’ve just had St. Patrick’s Day, I’m sure… 😉
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But of course 😉
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Agree! I want alcohol that doesn’t taste like alcohol.
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🙂 I suppose it could be fairly dangerous if it tastes too alcohol-free though!
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I confess I am the same about alcohol, I’m feeling a bit guilty because everyone is congratulating on having a dry 2016 so far, but I’m not bothered really. Have a lovely day tomorrow xx
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Thanks Lisa! Yes, I can go a month with no alcohol and think nothing of it. I wish I could say the same for sweet things!
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Happy birthday for tomorrow!
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Thanks Tara! 🙂
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What a great post! I’m not big on alcohol either. If I lived alone, I wouldn’t even have wine in the house. But I do enjoy the aperitifs that Bonaparte and I enjoy on the weekends. I would rather drink milk or water!
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Yay for not being alone in the dislike of it! I have to force myself to drink wine – it has to be sweet. Glad you enjoyed the read Catherine! 🙂
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